It's 23:34, my current phone is on its deathbed, almost on its way to mobile heaven, and I am searching for its successor, the coolest, most expensive phone I can find. Then in search of anything worthy of being design, I trip and fall into the deep dark abyss that is Motorola's website... a hellish a labyrinth of loading bars, 3D women in rubber and insanely cool product names such as the wicked MOTOKRZR K1, the somewhat feeble MOTOPEBL, and the confusing MOTORAZR² V8. All designed to allow you to run your perfect... what? household?
Believe me, I do not jest, follow to link to see the video and be convinced that this is truly the greatest piece of engineering the average housewife could ever lay her hands on.
Once you have watched it, you will experience a sudden yet very powerful urge to slaughter the CEO of Motorola with a nuclear chainsaw, whatever that is.
By the way, if anyone can recommend me a decent phone, please go ahead, although if it results in me having to watch anything akin to that video your fate will be the same as that of the CEO.
